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Some people meditate. Some people journal. Some people light a candle and remind everyone they're making good choices.
Our People Need to Appreciate the Effort I Put Into Not Being a Serial Killer Candle is the perfect dark humor gift for true crime fans, horror lovers, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Part of our Murder Mystery Candle Collection, this handcrafted soy candle combines a hilarious message with a sophisticated fragrance experience. Whether you're binge-listening to true crime podcasts, watching crime documentaries, or just enjoying some dark humor, this candle is guaranteed to start a conversation.
Each candle arrives inside a kraft evidence bag sealed with an evidence-style label—because every mystery deserves properly handled evidence.
Handmade in small batches in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
A mysterious and sophisticated scent inspired by late-night city streets and hidden corners.
A warm, smoky fragrance with a bold personality—perfect for keeping your inner serial killer calm.
✔ Handmade in small batches
✔ Premium soy wax blend
✔ Excellent hot and cold scent throw
✔ Clean-burning cotton wick
✔ High-quality fragrance oils
✔ Dark humor novelty candle design
✔ Perfect true crime gift
✔ Packaged in an evidence-style bag
✔ Reusable 9 oz amber glass jar with gold lid
✔ Made in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
We believe candles should smell amazing without unnecessary additives.
Our candles are made using our proprietary soy wax blend designed for excellent fragrance performance and a cleaner burn.
Our candles contain NO:
Because we do not use UV stabilizers, the wax may naturally develop a slight cream or yellow tint over time. This is completely normal and does not affect the scent, burn quality, or performance.
These candles are made to be enjoyed—not just displayed.
Looking for a funny and unique gift?
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This candle makes the perfect companion for your next binge session.
Light it, relax, and appreciate the effort you're putting into being a productive member of society.
This candle is part of our Murder Mystery Candle Collection, featuring unique fragrances, evidence-style packaging, and dark humor designs created for true crime fans and mystery lovers.
Explore the full collection for more funny horror candles, spooky gifts, and conversation-starting home fragrances.
***PSquare Soaps and Scents, or I, shall not be held responsible for any injuries, damages, or losses resulting from the use of products purchased from my shop. Purchasing my products signifies your acceptance of this statement and releases me from all liability.
