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Our I'm Only Here to Establish My Alibi Candle is part of the Murder Mystery Candle Collection, created for true crime fans, mystery lovers, horror enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates clever dark humor.
This unique handmade candle combines an unforgettable phrase with a mysterious, atmospheric fragrance inspired by smoky incense and old-world aromas.
Whether you're listening to a true crime podcast, reading a mystery novel, decorating a gothic-inspired space, or simply enjoying a cozy night at home, this candle creates the perfect mysterious atmosphere.
Each candle arrives inside a plain kraft evidence bag sealed with an evidence-style label—because every mystery deserves properly handled evidence.
Handcrafted in small batches in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
A mysterious, smoky fragrance inspired by the atmosphere of incense-filled spaces and hidden secrets.
A deep, moody fragrance perfect for creating a cozy, mysterious ambiance.
✔ Handmade in small batches
✔ Premium soy wax blend
✔ Excellent hot and cold scent throw
✔ High-quality fragrance oils
✔ Unique true crime inspired design
✔ Dark humor conversation starter
✔ Evidence-style packaging
✔ Reusable 9 oz amber glass jar with gold lid
✔ Made in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
We believe candles should be made with quality ingredients and amazing fragrance—not unnecessary additives.
Our candles are created using our custom soy wax blend designed for a better scent throw and cleaner burn.
Our candles contain NO:
Because we do not use UV stabilizers, the wax may naturally develop a slight cream or yellow tint over time. This does not affect the fragrance, burn quality, or performance.
These candles are made to be burned and enjoyed—not just displayed.
Looking for a funny and unique gift?
This candle is perfect for:
Light this candle during your next:
🎧 True crime podcast binge
📖 Mystery novel reading session
🎬 Horror movie marathon
🏠 Cozy night at home
A little mystery, a little humor, and a whole lot of atmosphere.
I'm Only Here to Establish My Alibi is part of our Murder Mystery Candle Collection, featuring unique fragrances, evidence-style packaging, and dark humor designs created for true crime fans.
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*** Note: not using a UV protector can make the wax change to a yellow color, but these candles are meant to be burned and smell great and not used for decoration.***PSquare Soaps and Scents, or I, shall not be held responsible for any injuries, damages, or losses resulting from the use of products purchased from my shop. Purchasing my products signifies your acceptance of this statement and releases me from all liability.
